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Tweet-pisode

Tweet-pisode

Shed some tears when Rico Yan died because I’m jologs like that. Staying up until 3am was an entirely different story. MJ oh MJ.

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Felt clubbed in the head the morning of MJ’s memorial service. First, because it was a late-night coverage. Second, there’s that hegemonic force called pop – again and again and again.

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We won’t go down without a fight. Our sense-making tells us that.

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Dry humping is the greatest invention in the history of mankind. Next to tissue paper, I mean.

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Martin Amis isn’t as bad as the online forums project him to be. In the introductory piece in my current bus read Einstein’s Monsters, he talks about nuclear weapons and the “resilient theme of infantilism” throughout the history of its management. Lovesit.

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Biggest WTF of the week: “war of the turds,” to quote Grace. Now in the spirit of self-preservation I’m not going to expound on this. Starvation is least likely to be attractive.

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Still, I think the emails I wrote could have been more subdued. Not for myself, but for others; seems like I seasoned their dinner with poison.

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This Tweet-pisode is a fabulous way to obscure one’s lack of a life. Thank yow! (Exits)